

PROTIP: Start your volume low. This is a video of a guitarist recreating the cries of disgraced Japanese politician Ryutaro Nonomura. Nonomura tried to claim around $30,000 in travel expenses without providing any proof of his spending. Whatever, I would have done the exact same except BIGGER.
*sliding expense report across boss's desk* "You want to be reimbursed for a trip to the moon?" Yep, went last weekend for a marketing convention. Wasn't cheap either. Booked my flight last minute, wound up costing like $650-million. "You're fired." Eat shit and die! Keep going for the WTF was that in action.