It is really interesting how quickly time flies. In no time there will be valentine and lovers will be seen all over holding hands expressing love through the wind. wow! But something happened? I mean something happened to my good friend Little Johnny during last valentine. He left her girl or let put it this way, his girlfriend let him. What happened?
The following conversation ensued between Little Johnny and his girlfriend, Esther during valentine some years back.
Esther: Honey, do you still love me like before?
Little Johnny: Yes love! My love for you will never change.
Esther: That’s my honey. I want you to buy me something.
Little Johnny: Just name it, baby.
Esther: It’s just one BB porsche.
Little Johnny: No problem. Just find out the price and let me know.
Esther: It’s #350,000.
Little Johnny: Is it manual or automatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in the engine. Have you checked the fuel consumption too?
Esther: Honey, its not a car oh, It’s a phone.
Little Johnny: Phone?!!!!!!!!! !!!!! that means it will have a fridge, generator set, plasma and a wardrobe, shey?
Esther: Are you buying it or not?
Little Johnny: Please I am not oh! I can’t!
Esther: Helloooooo!
Little Johnny: Hiiiiiiiii!
Esther: Don’t even bother again. I’will call Alhaji to get it for me this evening.
Little Johnny: Better still, call the President, he will be faster.
Esther:(sad, crying): ‘I’m going to delete you.
Little Johhny: Is your phone hanging, because I have deleted you since you mentioned Porsche.
And look at the funny thing Little Johnny said to her current girlfriend.
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