Handcuff It To Me: Beer Briefcase Carries 6 Beers In Style

beer-briefcase.jpg This is the Beer Briefcase available from Perpetual Kid ($45, although you could make your own out of any briefcase and some foam padding). It holds six beers. It doesn't cool them or anything, it just keeps them well protected. Although if you show up at my place with this thing and you'll probably get asked to leave. Just not before I jimmy the lock and steal your beers.
It's Friday night, and you want to bring a 6-pack of your best beer to a friends house party. Ordinary bland people would just use the flimsy cardboard carrier they came in risking damage to the beers in transit and showing zero originality. But not you. You want to make a statement and arrive in style. YOU put YOUR beers in our secret service looking Beer Briefcase. In this second to none, brewski carrying device, each bottle will be nestled in its own foam cutout spot and protected from any unnecessary clanging against its neighbor. This seriously fun metallic case immediately elevates your status at the party and people want to get to know the guy with the beer carrying case! Cha-Ching! You win. No need to lose your head worrying about someone stealing your secret stash of dank beers! This bad boy comes with dual combination locks! Beer not included. 100% not compatible with hipsters.
100% not compatible with hipsters? What does that even mean? Is it because they only drink PBR cans? I don't get it. I feel like this would be a MUST HAVE hipster accessory. Like a girlfriend who spends $300 at Anthropologie to look like she shops at the thrift store. Thanks to Marcus O, who carries beers the way God intended: already in his belly.
  • By Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome
  • Posted in Gadgets
  • Tagged alcohol, Beer, brewskis, briefcase, carrying things, different strokes for different folks, do it yourself, it is kinda weak it doesn't come with handcuffs, sure why not, that better be some expensive beer you brought, yeah you did
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