Questionable Video Of Sasquatch In British Columbia

sasquatch-in-british-columbia.jpg This is a video from Mr. Lamont (who doesn't want his full name published for fear of a Sasquatch reading this and coming to kick his ass) of what he believes to be a bipedal Sasquatch creature traversing the snow-covered mountains of Squamish, British Columbia. And is it a coincidence Squamish and Sasquatch sound so similar? Because I bet the original settlers NAMED it after Sasquatch knowing he lives there. Also, brobro could really use a better zoom feature on the camera he's using. Literally all you can see is a little moving dot. It could be Frodo for all we know.
Mr. a wildlife biologist familiar with bears and is convinced what he filmed wasn't one, the outlet reports. "The subject was clearly bipedal and was without snowshoes or a backpack and wearing all one coloured clothing," Lamont wrote in the video's description. "Movement over this kind of terrain in soft snow without snowshoes would have been very difficult and the distance [travelled] over the given time period would have been very fast for a human without proper snow travel gear."
I dunno, the evidence is kind of lacking. You should have chased him. Or at least taken out one of its legs with a sniper rifle. That would slow him down. Then when you finally do catch up and it turns out to be a person just apologize with a, "Sorry bro, I thought you were Sasquatch," and finish him off with the rifle. Dead men tell no tales. Dead men do f***ing stink and attract wildlife though, so keep your distance if you find one in the woods. Keep going for the unconvincing video. Honestly, I almost regret posting this. ALMOST.
  • By Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome
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  • Tagged bigfoot, British Columbia, Canada, eating yellow snow, i think maybe you're not getting enough oxygen up there, i'm not sure wtf i just watch or why i bothered watching it twice but now i don't know anything, iffy, mythical beasts, questionable, regret, sasquatch, seeing things, that is some pretty piss-poor footage homie, walking around
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