This is the Zombie Hoodie available from ThinkGeek ($50 -- even for a XXXL!). It has a zip-up face mask complete with see-through eye holes and a breathable mouth. That way you can see where you're going and not pass out while you're chasing kids off your lawn on Halloween. I remember growing up there was a guy in my neighborhood (unrelated TMI: I swam with his daughters on the swim team -- they were both redheads) that always dressed as Jason and had a chainsaw (sans chain) that he would step out of the bushes revving whenever kids of an appropriate age (he wasn't scaring 4-year olds) came to the front door trick-or-treating. It was awesome. At least until some parent called the cops on him one year and they showed up and suggested he not do that anymore. That still pisses me off to this day. /rant Jk jk, I'm nowhere near done! WHOEVER DID THAT SUCKS DRIED UP DUSTY MUMMY BALLS. MR. DOUGLASS WAS GOOD AT HALLOWEEN AND YOU F***ING RUINED IT. Over the next month I toilet papered ever house in the neighborhood knowing one of them had to be the snitch's. Keep going for a shot of the back and a closeup of the print.
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